The Secretest of Secretisms

Robert Wangley, the worlds least secret secretologist, faces the deadliest (and secretest) secret of his career one which might end the world, or something. The pulse-racing, propulsive adrenaline-rush of a new thriller by record-shattering sensation Dun Beige, that is definitely not exactly like all the previous ones put into a blender. World-renowned secretologist Richard Wangley is having a perfectly normal day in Croydon when his absurdly attractive girlfriend vanishes. Before she disappeared, she was deciphering a mysterious runic text that described a long-lost Druidic machine one made from twigs, vines and badger scrotums, yet somehow more powerful than modern supercomputers. As Wangley searches for answers, he realises hes being hunted. A ruthless trillionaire tech mogul will stop at nothing to keep this ancient knowledge hidden especially since it could disrupt the launch of his new, possibly world-ending product. Racing against time, shadowy enemies and at least one ridiculous plot twist, Wangley must uncover the most secret of all secrets. The fate of the world and his implausible relationship hangs in the balance. From legendary bestseller Dan Beige. If you liked his last book, youll love how much like it this one is!