The Stench of Space

When you do everything right and the universe ends, it's a tragedy. When you do everything wrong and the universe ends, it's fun.

From the editor: A preposterous grouping of obviously random characters, thrown together in a haphazard adventure, made up without any forethought what-so-ever. Cringe as incompetent self-styled 'newspaper' reporter Rogicphil Suflipinic is tasked to save the universe from a bunch of idiots who happen to live on a planet we are asked to believe is made of deodorant. Don't waste your time reading this book as you'd be better off licking stamps.