The Three Wives of Charlie Mellon

Charlie Mellon is a self-made man who doesnt always have the plans the right way up. What he does have is a heart of gold, a wife he loves, and one thousand left-foot Adidas trainers. However, "life has flicked a small stone of causation sliding down the hill of fate" for Charlie, and very soon, his houseand even his wifecould be swept away. To prevent this, all he needs to do is find 1,000 right-foot Adidas trainers, be in two places at once, and dodge the murderous intent of a builder who completely misunderstands Charlies complicated relationship with the mans wife. That cant be too difficult, can it? The Three Wives of Charlie Mellon is the story of one mans determinedand sometimes hilariousattempt to keep his life from falling apart.