The Traveling Dildo Salesman

Ralph was a traveling dildo salesman. His selection was vast, and all models were stamped MADE IN HEAVEN.



Under the watchful glare of a giant eyeball in the sky,

Ralph walks door to door selling dildos. He doesn't know why

he sells dildos, but he does know that with each house, and

each strange customer, he moves closer to solving the

mystery of the eternal dildo curse.



A nightmare comedy about destiny, faith, and sex toys, The

Traveling Dildo Salesman is another classic from Kevin L.

Donihe, the Wonderland Award-winning author of House of

Houses and Night of the Assholes.


This edition also features Donihe's most lurid and infamous

short stories: Milky Agitation, Two-Way Santa, The Helen

Mower, Living Room Zombies, and Revenge of the Living

Masturbation Rag.