The Way to Succeed - Le Moyen De Parvenir: an Amalgam off All That Was, is and Will be

Béroalde de Verville: THE WAY TO SUCCEED. -- Le Moyen de Parvenir. The Path to success. An amalgam of All that was, is and will be . -Der Weg zum Erfolg - EL MEDIO PARA EL EXITO - Madame Sagesse's burlesque banquet at which virtue is the antidote to suffering.-- Ein Französischer Renaissanceroman von 1610. --A French Renaissance Novel (1610)-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------The first unabridged English translation. ---Erstmalige, vollständige und ungekürzte Übersetzung aus der französischen, lateinischen und deutschen Sprache von / Translated from the French, Latin and German language by Su Rathgeber. ------Proofreading: Alison Trimble. ---------------------------------------------------------Mit 111 ganzseitigen Illustrationen von / Including 111 full-page illustrations by Charles Marie Bouton (1781 - 1853). ------------------------------------------------------------------Herausgegeben von . Edited by Dr. phil. Valentino Bonvicini. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------© Bengelmann Verlag (Publishing house), Munich 2013.. All rights reserved. Any utilization of this work outside of the limitations of the German Copyright Act is forbidden and liable to prosecution. In particular, no part of this book may be translated, reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, microfilming, recording, or otherwise, without written permission from the copyright holder.© 2013 Bengelmann Verlag e.K., Planeggerstrasse 9a, D-81241 Munich, Germany. All rights reserved. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Extrait - LE MOYEN DE PARVENIR-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Copyrighted material: -----------Madame had selected to be the host of this delightful banquet. Everyone immediately fetched out their very best manners, resulting in an odd battle of bows that was unfortunately accompanied by a volley of farts rather than gunfire. .... To further stress the grandeur of the occasion, Plato had brought along a sprayer containing courtly farts, with which he had been perfuming the followers of Dionysus. -------------------------------------Chapter 83: EXPLOIT - EXPLOIT: .......As an aside, I would like to tell you that he taught me the following: there are four nationalities in this world that are analogous to the four plagues that can be found in hospitals - lice, crabs, fleas and bed bugs. -----------------------------------ULDRIC. That's outrageous! ------------------------------------------MAROT. Wait! One way or the other, we'll eventually agree. Alright, my dear friend! Please! The lice are the Germans, because they bite, eat and get killed without resistance - just like the Swiss. The fleas are the French, who jump and hop but never stay put. On the other hand, they leave their mark wherever they go, and you think you can spot them almost everywhere. Yet, they are not there. The crabs are the Spaniards, who hole up so effectively that you can only dig them up bit by bit. The bugs are the Italians, who pollute the world with their innovative dances and fanciful boasts. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------The love of a whore and the laugh of a dog, if you don't own it, nothing is of value anymore. The whoremonger's prey, the flesh of a whore. If the masters are sewing and whores knitting, Business is bad in your city. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------VIRGILE. Why is it that we fart when we pee? --------------APHRODISÉE. Hey, you poor little doctors, you always want to find reasons for things that don't matter! I'm so sorry for you! Always remember this maxim: without wind there is nothing. -------------------------------------------She opens her