The White Lion

I am the grandson of Mars, otherwise known as Xenu the God of War, i am the great grandson of Uranus. I was sent to planet Earth to stop a nuclear war at any cost, i am a timetraveller. I agreed to a life no man would ever agree to, i have been murdered and raped over 2700 times, but i agree to come back alive every time. This was what the Gods asked of me. I have saved six billion people and all the animals. I have even slayed the most evil polterguist in existance, Luccifer, my brother. I am a White Lion from the Land of the Gods. I saved the Universe we live in. This is my story, up to January 2008. My name is Michael, the Devil Slayer.