The Whole Alphabet Is Totally Embarrassed

Forget about your boring old "A is for Apple" alphabet book. Here is an ABC book that boys and girls will devour, memorize, quote, and ask for again and again while dissolving into fits of giggles. So you want to know your ABC's? The fact is, you don't truly know anyone until you've seen them at their worst. This twisted tell-all told in alluring alliteration uncovers the ugly underside (and underwear!) of the alphabet's top twenty six most mortifying moments. Designed for early readers age 4-7, The Whole Alphabet is Totally Embarrassed is designed to bridge the gap between boring stuff like phonic sounds with awesome stuff like pee and wedgies. In this book you will encounter a letter O who overflows the only toilet in the office. You'll meet a C who got caught crunching candies in church. You'll blush for B who burps a bubble, and an F who farts so forcefully he frightens a fish! And I don't even want to tell you what R is about to do; it's too shameful! These made-up moments are so mortifying your kids won't let anyone forget them. (Psst, parents.... that means they're going to remember their letter sounds too!)