The Wizard of GurnOZ

This is the remarkable story of Dorothy, who along with Terry, her sex-starved dog, run away from her backwater village of Bedlinog to escape the nightmare of marrying her first cousin. After overcoming a series of 'situations' involving wild creatures, deadly hurricanes and getting chased through a corn field by a man who looked very much like an ex-BBC DJ in a pink and white Peacock's tracksuit with large gold chains, she finally ends up in Merthyr Tydfil. And that, my friends, is where it gets right f*&kin' weird.Strap yourself in cos you are about to go on a journey of several lifetimes.This is the incredible story of The Wizard of GurnOZ