This Mum Malarkey

Why won't my child sleep? How is Postman Pat still employed? Who put Magic Sand down the toilet? And other questions you've asked before stress-eating all the biscuits...

Jam-packed with truths every parent will relate to, even if they won't admit it. Roll up for parenting tales from the woefully unprepared and perpetually overwhelmed.

After years of broken sleep, cold cups of tea and meals consisting of nicking the uneaten food from your child's plate or whatever chocolate you can hide in the highest cupboard, you deserve the treat of a fellow parent telling it exactly like it is.

A first-time mum's hilarious guide to raising under fives.