We Think We Think

Reader's Promotion: We Think We Think:
Captions to the Cartoons We Live, Volume One is a potpourri
of essays by author H. Alan Tansson. Runyonesque, in a
light-hearted, pickle-barrel style, Tansson has forked up
anecdotes from the brine: a mobster who kept fiddling with
his gun, a go-go dancer who performed from the ductwork, and
a sailor who kept forgetting his ship. Discover old-time
corner-store philosophy reinvented for the Twenty-first
Century-complete with theoretical pretzels to twist your
view of everyday experience. You can explore life through
bingo, life by doodling, life with sneezes, snores, and
orgasms. Friendship, braggadocio, people-watching, art,
cognition; you'll find a bit of everything here, except for
religion, politics, and education-which is in the book
next-door, Volume Two which is entitled
Antidisestablishmentarianistically Speaking. Disbeliever's
Promotion: Having learned you don't think at all, you'll
be bursting with new ideas. Your blogs will rip the
questions off tired old walls. Freed from cultural
incrustations, others' arguments will drop to the floor as
your voice ricochets across the web, and your witty twitters
bring thousands their frabjous song! So if you're anxious
for a mental renaissance, this book will do it, we think ...
that is, We Think We Think.