What rhymes with 'to'...?

What rhyme's with 'to'? is an incredibly clever, witty, humorous (yeah, that's right, the author is also this reviewer; what are ya gonna do about it?) little book of poetry, with accompanying illustrations. Not nearly as good as Seuss (who is?), but pretty good. As Alton Flanders, author of Nantucket Solitaire praised, '...i've read worse...'. Those looking for the pretentiousness and tedium of free verse should look elsewhere