Why I Like Dogs and Hate Everyone Else

For Everyone Who Finds Most People Annoying

A funny, sarcastic autobiography for those of us who find most people annoying.  This book follows the life of Charles Hastings and his discovery of how he learned to hate everyone but love his dogs.

“I didn’t always hate everyone, it was an acquired taste.” says Charles.  “But I did always like dogs. From age five I just felt dogs were the coolest friends ever.  Much more faithful and reliable than people.  I knew it instinctively.”

“As for hating everyone, I actually started as a tabula rasa with the same chance as everyone else to like people.  Maybe the genes were there to hate everyone, but they weren’t developed yet.  I can actually remember at age seven looking at my next-door neighbors and thinking ‘I hate these people’”.