You Have Got To Be Kidding Me!

I am living the single, single, single...life. "Why are you single?," I've been asked. Good question. Yeah. Why am I single? Or, better yet. My favorite question, "You still single?" Ouch! So, I entered the cyber space of dating. "How was your date?," I'm often asked afterwards. One day, my good friend Cheryl asked me this question and I began to share. There was silence. She was speechless. Finally, she said "You're kidding?" I laughed. "No, I'm not." Again, there was silence. "You have to write this stuff down." No one would believe some of the things I experienced on these dates really happened, but I am here to tell you yes. It really did happen. Honestly and truly it did.