A Pepsi, a Pack of Smokes & Some Really Good Porn

Everyone has dreams - you know, the seemingly unattainable things that we all pray for: more money, a better way of life, world peace and the like. And there are even some of us who dare to dream of fame or - believe it or not - actually being with famous people; those celebrities we wish we could just meet, get to know better and possibly hope to see in an altogether different light. However, there realistically isn't a snowball's chance of that happening ... or is there? Meet Phil Stenopolis - a hard-working, amicable kind of guy who's pretty much just like the rest of us. With a rather, well, entertaining affinity that spans the rainbow ever since his younger days, Phil's likable, works two jobs, is an automotive enthusiast & is totally smitten with a young lady who just happens to be the hottest star in the adult-film industry - the beautiful Cherri Ryder. And thanks to his sister Phoebe, his best buddy Diego and in spite of factors and advice that most people would either ignore, laugh about and accept or run like hell from, Phil is about to be granted his fondest wish: a chance to meet his dream girl in person ... and discover there's much more to the object of his desires than meets the eye - a whole lot more. And who knows? Phil just may end up finding out a few new things about himself in the process.