Beauregard of Ballarat

This book is rated AO: for Animal lovers Only and all those who believe we still have much to learn from our four-footed friends.

It contains graphic allusions to sex, separation anxiety, deceit, duplicity, criminal endeavours, alcohol abuse, foul language, leg lifting and carpet chewing.

It is not recommended for children.

Or cats.

This story is dedicated to all my feathered, furred and four-footed friends who go unheard or unheeded their entire lives.Our silence is put down to stupidity. This is my attempt to prove otherwise, to share our thoughts and feelings and to show how our simple ways could improve the lives of those 

smart enough to listen.

- Beauregard.