Cookbook From Hell

It may seem like hell being incarcerated, but try to remember, it can always be worse. At least we can still make half-edible food. That's right, and if you've never tried it, this book might just help you cope with hard times through better cuisine. Most, if not all, chow halls serve straight garbage to us daily. With a little money on your books, or a "sugar daddy," you can eat better in your cell. Okay, okay, lets not get carried away...Prison is still prison, and these recipes wouldn't hold a candle to what you could eat out of the dumpster behind any restaurant outside these walls. But we can still make the best of what we've got. Don't trip though, I've been eating nothing but these recipes for several years and I'm killing my time just fine. I have tailored most of these recipes for two people; you and your cellie, as most good cellies eat together and share the cost. However, you can cut most of these recipes in half, or add to them if you plan to make a spread with more people.