Cookbook From Hell

-a Deities Anonymous novel-

When God cheats at Scrabble, does Hell freeze over?

After 14 billion years of cleaning up after God, the Devil descends into a mid-life crisis. Before she can settle into that perfect state of self-pity, a Buddhist Hungry Ghost steals the Software that Runs the Universe. And it all goes to Hell from there.

She quickly assembles her crisis team:

• St. Peter – hacked his way out of Purgatory, been running Heaven ever since


• Valerie – a Seattle cookbook editor, changed forever by the Cookbook from Hell


• Eric – her IT guy, now sees his formidable boss in a whole new light


• Henrietta – a foot-tall angel with a talking disorder—she never shuts up


• The Librarian from Hell


• Assorted demons, angels, philosophers, and other persons both dead and living

From the Pacific Northwest, to Hell, Heaven, and back. Let the race to stop Armageddon begin.