Dirtiest, Most Politically Incorrect Jokes Ever

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-What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
"She choked."
-How do you get a blonde's eyes to sparkle?
"Shine a light in her ear."
-What's the definition of "making love"?
"It's what a woman does while a man's screwing her."
-How does an Englishman know that his wife is dead?
"Sex is still the same, but the dishes are piling up in the sink."
-What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
"One less drunk at the funeral."
-Why is a fat woman like a scooter?
"They're both fun to ride, but you wouldn't want you friends to see you on either."
-A woman walked into the bank to deposit a large bag of cash.
""Did you hoard all this money yourself?" asked the teller.
"No," she replied. "My sister whored half of it.""