George's Wictionary!

You've never seen anything like it.

President. Talkinator. Mangler of words and wrangler of cows. Now, the man who brought you Mission Accomplished, Donald Rumsfeld's War and a whole lotta nothin' launches his post-presidential career as a professional wordsmith with the publication of his first reference work! George's Wictionary is guaranteed to leave you speechless . or your muny back.

The critics rave:

"Gosh darn it all. My boy has done it again. I like to think of this as his hundred points of blight. A true, lasting legacy." - The Senior Bush

"It takes a village, huh? Now, you'll find just how many brains my W has. It's all about language. And my Little Shrub knows his stuff." - Mom

"I used W's system of speling, sin tax and other good principals of English every day in my job as the head of the sunshine state. It was great for getting to the heart of things like governerating." - Bro Bush

"Do you hear that sound? It's us - turning over in our graves." Peter Mark Roget and William Webster.

"All of the classrooms across America will need at least one copy," Mark Miller, president of Republicans for a more Literatured Society.

"At last, a book that is ready, willing and able to take us into the new century of Bushonics. Frankly, I'm speechless." - Anonymous