Last Minute Emails to God from a Dying Unbeliever

Mercy me!!! Dear God,

I only have 48 Hours ‘til Eternity? Heavens no...I’ve spent SO little time preparing for this trip! But here’s the bottom line—I’d still like a luxury room with a view!!! And top floor, prrretty please. Cuz, I guess You already know— eternal accommodations are hard to think about while living on earth, right God? So, here’s a couple requests... although I’ve hardly planned for Your stop, please add to my record that I’m super excited about moving up to Your House! (quiet pause) You are expecting me, aren’t You? Well, directions please! Cuz I’m gonna need to know exactly which way is UP—especially since I’ll be traveling alone. And about my last-minute emails? Please don’t tell anybody (especially Your Son) that I’m feeling just a little bit scared—maybe a tad bit unprepared! So,

Confidentially God—Can We Chat!!!

Did My Best,

The Dying Unbeliever