Overheard in Dublin

Girl: Giz a kiss. Bloke: Let me swally me phlegm first. Two aul dears queuing for the no. 27 bus. Just caught the end of the conversation: Old dear #1: Sure whoaya tellin. De kids dees days is terrible bold. Old dear #2: And ye know its not de parents I blame, its the mudders an fadders. Country girl gets on no. 16 bus and asks driver how much is the fare. Driver replies, Where are you going? Country girl says, To get my hair done! While visiting the Mater Hospital, hearing an old man complaining about the current conditions in hospital and being kept in a unisex environment: Old Man (to his daughter): Im 92 years old and here I am being left on a bed in a corridor with all these other patients, and to make it worst its bisexual! Heard a girl answer her phone in the waiting room of Holles Street Maternity Hospital: Well, tell me, am I an Auntie or an Uncle? D4 girl at Lansdowne Road for the All Blacks match. Just as the All Blacks begin the Haka, one girl says, Oh, my God, are they doing a dance?