“It appears that Ron Koertge will not rest until he has toppled every icon in Western civilization. Here it’s Pandora, Ishmael aboard the “Peapod,” and even Fanny Brawn who get flipped on their heads. If only his poems were not so witty, gently sarcastic, and deeply warm-hearted, they would be mere shenanigans. Instead, they are poetry at its best, causing his readers to laugh, think, and feel anew.”—Billy Collins, former US poet laureate“Yes, Ron Koertge is a bit of a magician. He transforms master narratives (fairy tales, Bible stories, Greek myths, horror movies, and more) into poems rich with contradictions, role reversals, juicy ambiguities, and as Emily Dickinson put it, "truth's superb surprise." Moral certainties and stereotypes vanish in these sly/subversive, satiric/tender, achingly funny/humane poems. Koertge creates brilliant mashups of ancient and contemporary human frailties (spoiler alert: they remain the same across history) reminding us that the gods, monsters, aliens, and heroes whose stories we thirst for inhabit us all.”—Amy Gerstler, author of Scattered at Sea