Plankton Soup

UNOFFICIALLY THE BEST BOOK IN THE WORLD…EVER!

THE BOOK THAT N.S.A. SPIED ON FROM OUTER SPACE!

EVEN THE POPE TRIED TO BAN IT!

Not today, thank you. We have enough books. VATICAN

SPOKESMAN

Gritty yet heart warming, like hot salty porridge on a winter’s

day, Scathing in his criticism of the mess that society is in. It’s

not his fault-it’s probably mine. THE NAZARENE.

I liked the bit where the funny man slipped on a banana skin!

DOSTOYEVSKY

Maverick! Sutton takes one step forward, two steps back.

POLKA DANCE JUDGE

I don’t quite know what to make of this book! ORIGAMI

EXPERT

Blockbuster! THE SWEET

Off the wall. ART THIEF

A bit rough around the edges, but that’s the way I like it.

TREE HUGGER

It’s a book, it’s a comic, it’s a bow-tie and it’s a butterfl y!

SALVADOR DALI

What a hoot! More fun than the theatre! ABRAHAM LINCOLN

His best book so far. The others were shit. “FRIEND”

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