Read This Book

Read this Book is a quirky and humorous sci-fi novel which focuses on two central characters - Clyde West and Greta Hope, and their plight to save the universe - which is utterly screwed. Everyone is losing their "soul" and as Ray Charles once said, "it's like electricity - we don't really know what it is; but the soul is a force which can light up a room." Alas, the world was becoming dark and lifeless. Can humanity survive in a soul-less society? To find out you will cross through alternative dimensions, underground worlds and the second largest sausage factory in Europe. You will learn the truth about God and understand why all the great biblical characters had long bushy beards. You will meet Boris - the vice chairperson of the Ukrainian Stephen Hawking Appreciation Society, Nigel - the philandering Pope, and Lileth, the first woman born on earth. And you will laugh and cry, and then laugh again because you realise it wasn't that sad after all.