Some Shitty Vacation

Lancelot Turner was a hitman from the narcotics underworld who was on his well-earned R&R vacation when he inadvertently ran into a fugitive from mob justice and everything changed. The road took him from Norfolk VA. to Montreal Quebec and back, with loads of actions in between. Some people just can't seem to get a break, can they? Here's a short Excerpt; Lester's smoked meat was all that it was talked up to be and more. Lance had heard much about that joint from several of his associates and cronies but had forgotten all about it when he was deciding on Montreal as a destination. However, upon scrolling through the search results for "restaurants and eateries" on his iPhone, there it was, the chance he had long waited to sample it for himself. The joint was jumping and the food was delicious, but the place was quickly getting a bit too crowded for him so he took out his wallet, pulled out two bills, and tucked them inside the leatherback folder alongside the bill.He then went into the washroom to freshen himself up and then promptly left.