The Levinson Report

Please note that reading these essays may cause
your mind to expand and your nervous system to register
feelings of enjoyment.

However, do not be alarmed
if you experience these effects. They are rarely long
lasting and real life is the perfect antidote.

The
Levinson Report proves that imagination is more important
than knowledge.
Albert Einstein,
scientist

It's a tale told by idiots, full of sound
and fury signifying nothing. Just kidding.
William
Shakespeare, writer

I love this book. Lot of great
insight and plenty of yucks. Mission accomplished, Marty!

George W. Bush, moron

I vant to be
alone, with The Levinson Report. It's fantastic!

Greta Garbo, actress

This book made my
day.
Clint Eastwood, actor

I laughed so
hard I almost plotzed. To tell you the truth I did plotz.
Don't let on to the Arab street.
Mahmoud
Ahmadinejad, lunatic dictator

This book is better
than steroids, whatever they are.
Barry Bonds,
baseball player

The Levinson Report: one small step
for man, one giant leap for mankind.
Neil
Armstrong, astronaut

Martin H. Levinson brings over
40 years of experience to his role of chronicler of the
human comedy. A prolific writer and an astute observer of
featherless bipeds, he believes times like these demand satire.