The Skelmerdale Effect

Why are English Department students at the University of Skelmerdale making petticoats for glove puppets? Why is a serial killer targeting the campus? Why does no one come to the lectures of the visiting History of Science professor? What are zombies doing in the Welsh countryside? Why is the tabloid press interested in Rugby Club parties? Who is dancing naked on Skelmerdale Moor? Why does the History Department employ illiterate dwarfs? Find out the answers in this hilarious sequel to The Surleighwick Effect, as madness and mayhem break loose on the eve of the Teaching and Research Assessment Exercises.